Pussies Are Stronger Than Balls


Oh, you have big balls? Easier for us to kick you in ‘em! A dangling sack with a perfect pathway for punting, punching or hulk smashing a dude into a crippled state is no sign of strength. Kick a woman in the vagina and their power level goes above 9000. We pay tribute to the mightiest mortals; Mothers, wives, sisters, girlfriends, daughters, and friends with this new FRESH design.


Color: Black
Cotton-Poly Blend!
Unisex Fit!
Shrinks a li’l in a dryer.
Runs a li’l small.

The male model is wearing a Medium.
The female model is wearing a small.

Please allow 2 days handling time. Ships Priority USPS.
International buyers incur a $25 additional merch fee.


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