Pussies Are Stronger Than Balls
Oh, you have big balls? Easier for us to kick you in ‘em! A dangling sack with a perfect pathway for punting, punching or hulk smashing a dude into a crippled state is no sign of strength. Kick a woman in the vagina and their power level goes above 9000. We pay tribute to the mightiest mortals; Mothers, wives, sisters, girlfriends, daughters, and friends with this new FRESH design.
Shrinks a li’l in a dryer.
Runs a li’l small.
The male model is wearing a Large.
The female model is wearing a Small.
Please allow 2 days handling time. Ships Priority USPS.
International buyers incur a $25 additional merch fee.